THE EAGLE
A spork for all humanity.
A spork so light it seems to float in the air.
Or maybe it was totally photoshopped. Who's to say really. Still, it is super light. That's great for people who are really weak. Or people who do stuff outdoors and don't want to carry around weight they don't need. Either way. It's light because it's titanium.ht.
ABOUT US
We believe the world is trying to kill us. Call us paranoid but we don't trust chairs. Or walls. Or ceilings measured in feet. We hate shaving. And, if we're being honest, status calls are the devil. So we stopped. And did this. So buy stuff.
THE CYCLOPS
A light for the dark
Bears and wolves won't like it.
This super bright LED light will effectively blind them if you shine it in their beady eyes. They'll still eat you, but there will be a certain awkward acknowledgement that you could have escaped while they were confused. And for that you will have the bear's respect.
CONTACT
We hate cubicles and we hate concrete.
We like you though. Give us a shout!
Tel: 1-847-809-4514